me: how am i single
me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*
me: how am i single
(via toastbutteregg)
i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire
(via crazyexmachina)
The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect
Holy shit
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
The power of a salt water crocodile’s tail. Via u/Hdalby33. More interesting posts like this here: @sixpenceee
SHIMMIE SHIMMIE
Oh heck no
(via sixpenceee)
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
(via imlexyandiknowit)
I thought this was a voiceover but I was wrong lol 😂😂😂😭
Me at my daughters 🏀ball game
@queenterren you already know what’s up
Lmfao me as a soccer mom
Hahahahaha I’m so happy this is real
My mom to me at my vball games
Me as a Dance dad lol
Is this what having a dad is?! Bc siGN ME THE FUCK UP
LMAOOOO
(via surprisebitch)
Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again
(via stef-amore)
you deserve better than what you think you do
(via meaningfulsuggestion)